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BOLD ADVERTISEMENT.

Gent (excited): "I wish your paper would go to blazes ! " Editor: "Why, what is th> matter now?" Gent: "You reported the day before yesterday that a burglar had got into my house, had broken open my writing-desk, and stolen the money out of it, but fortunately the thief had not perceived the watch which usually lies in another drawer." Editor : " Well, was not that correct ? " Gent: "Correct enough, as far as that goes; only the vile scamp came again last night and collared the watch."

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Star (Christchurch), Issue 5567, 16 May 1896, Page 3

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BOLD ADVERTISEMENT. Star (Christchurch), Issue 5567, 16 May 1896, Page 3

BOLD ADVERTISEMENT. Star (Christchurch), Issue 5567, 16 May 1896, Page 3