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Observer, Volume XL, Issue 8, 25 October 1919, Page 23

Jimmie giggled when the teacher read the story of the Roman who swam across the Tiber three times before breakfast. "You do not doubt that a trained swimmer could do that do you, Jimmie?" teacher demanded. " "No," ma'am," answered Jimmie., "But I wondered why he didn't jnake it fottr times and get back to the side his clothes were on." —From "Giggle (Ingham).