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Observer, Volume XL, Issue 7, 18 October 1919, Page 9

AMIGUS HUMANI GENERIS (A Friend of the Human Race.) CHAMPION, THOUGHTFUL OF THE FUTURE, SENT THE FOLLOWING TELEGRAM TO HON. WILFORD, Wellington. Few days ago you were complaining about old age. Paris cables state that Professor Voronoff claimed that grafting new glands in his old goats they frisked like kids, and he had also succeeded in graftfrig monkey glands upon human beings. How about asking the Professor to visit Wellington prior to elections p If not time, to send the goat and monkey glands by sample post. Personally I haven't much time tfor the antics of goats and monkeys, and think one couldn't do better than use Champion Muscle Raiser Flour, topped off with Standard Oatmeal, Rolled Oats, and Gruel. Meal, noted for longevity and brain brightening qualifications. Please refer to General Foch. V. AUCKLAND. October 10, 1919, ■VTORMAN WADE ARCHITECT. F.N.Z.1.A., 62, BRUNSWICK BUILDINGS, QUEEN STREET AUCKLAND.