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Observer, Volume XXIX, Issue 46, 31 July 1909, Page 24

'-' ~ — "~ ~" ~-* 1 D. D— Emphatically and finally, Ko ] T. B.— lt doesn't strike us that way. \ J. S. (Dargaville) — Doesn't concern us a bit whether it haunts him or not. Mobhatj (Coromandel).— A welcome suggestion. You will see ihe fruit of it in another column. ' E. L. E.— Too lugubrious and stodpy for us. Try something in a lighter vein, which will always be acceptable. B B. W.— Mark Twain has worked up the same idea. But you'll excuse us for thinking that his sketch is preferable to yours ' B. S. J.— Fudge. The notion was once exploited in Parliament by J. H. Witheford years ago, but was laughed out of the , House LIBERAL.— Why not send the suggestion on to Acting-Premier 'limi Kara? or perhaps it would be worth while to try it on C. H. Poole first. Novice —All that you were entitled to score , was six points. It was no flush, seeing that the card turned up was of a different suit from those in the crib. . Disputant.—" Alternative," beyond question, though it is common enough to see "alternate" used in its stead in local body resolutions and advertisements for tenders. So that your friend's mistake is almost excusable. Tui (Waihi).— Why didn't you label it as a goak? Then the office humourist might have turned his strongest microscope upon the MS and searched diligently for the point. As it is. there is no hope of exhuming ft from the wp.b. Admirer.— Mrs Bobert Brough was in Auckland last December, as a member of the Tittell Brune Company Have no direct information as to whether her re-marria«e involves her retirement from the stage, but have seen it hinted in print that it does. Mrs Brown — " We're so glad to see .you give all the scraps to the cat, Susan." The New Treasure — ' ' Wot 1 ses, mum, is— be good to the cats, and jou may save 'arf your washing up." TTNION STEAM fcfjg» SHIP COMPANY NEW ZEALAND, LIMITED. m-fiamers will be despatched as under wlSr and other circumstances permitting) 1— NFW PLYMOUTH SYDNEY. Mokoia - Monday, 2nd August. 630 Pto MOERAKI - Friday, 6tn August (from Well'n) •MWTTMVITB,NE via BLUFF AND HOBABT jgjuMOgT Thu?s., 89th July (from Well'n) "rtjVa LEVUKA A.ND LAUTOKA (FIJI). Navua ■ - Wednesday, 4th Aug., 12 nooi FBIENDLY ISLA^DS^AMOA, FIJI ANI (Nukualofa, Haapai, Vavaii, Apia, Levuka, Suva). Toftja. - • Tuesday, 17th August, 10 a.i Attja • FoDT W"** 8 lat€ Takes Levuka Cargo only for Hji. No cargo received on SailingjPay ; ___ * BABOTONGA AND TAHITI. Talune - - Tuesday. 3rd Aug.. 6 p.i Mabaitopbi ■ fhura., 12th Aug. (from WeU'n) '' CANADA, AMBBICA. LONDON, Etc. (Via Vancouver), -MiKimA - - 9th Auaust(from Suva; M (Via San Francisco) MANAPOtJRi - Thurs., 12th Aug. (From Well'i to Mariposa at Tahiti. " -rickets avaUable for stopover orreturn I Hnadart Parker and Co.'s Propriety Bt clSro"mu»t be booked and alongside vease i otherwise stated, not les^tban TW( HOUBS before advertised time of leaving. Auckland Branch : PALMEBSTON BUILDINGS. ■ ALL THB LABIBB OF AUCKLAND get the 1 Muric Books tastofuUy, neatly, and cheap] fconnd at Mr J. W. HOOKU'S (snecemor 1 MrW. LeyY). the well-known Bookbinder Wyndham-street (two) doors below the G hf v «Ace).~ abvt.