PORT AHURIRI

Observer, Volume XVI, Issue 925, 3 October 1896, Page 30

PORT AHURIRI

WE M is longing for M McH to come back...B P and A S look aa if they mean business. Soon we shall hear of the fatal knot be ing tied. .A G andN S are very spooney of late. Keep your eye on the O ftf , A...H S and M S are often to be seen on the hill lately. Is it to see the new house, H ? Get the tin cans ready, boys. ..Too bad of E D to shear his lovely locks. Don't shear your moustache off, E ; a kiss without a moustache is like a scratch from a pig's foot. ..Who was the yonrg man following the two girls from the Crown Hotel the other night V Look out for the young man from the baker's shop. ..Does T T thinks of settling down in life, or is it only calf love ?. . So B C has got the girl he loves" back again. Wish von luck, B. .What brings C ft, of Napier, to the Spit so often during the week ? Is it to cut A G out?. .When are B F and A S going to run in double harness? Hurry up, B, the cans are getting rusty. .The O M would like to know with whom H 1 has taken up the runting? What will M L think?.. Thing* are very quiet at 228 since TS left for the Northern city. Cheer up, absence makes the heart grow fonder — fr-r somebody else. .E A says that one creature is not capable of absorbing her vast fund of affection, and so she lovee the whole lot of them. .C W says he would like to know what they take him for, to think he does not know who the O M is?. .P P seems to be ' on his own ' lately. But I can quite understand it; you are a hard chap to please, P. .Has WB givtn the gills best, or have the girls given him best?..! hear H8 will about win the matrimonial handicap bar accidents, W G being a good second, .who are the young ladies that say they are determined to have a leap-year dance on the Spit before the season closes? You had better wait until the boys return from North.