CONUNDRUMS.
I. "What is the difference between an elected and rejected Parliamentary candidate ? ir. What is the difference between an accepted and rejected lover ? in. "Why is a donkey likely to be a bad debtor ?• mi. What kind of paper tells you who you are ? v. When is the worst kind of weather for rats and mice ? VI. When does a tailor serve his customers ill ? VII. When may a chair be said to dislike you ? vni. What is the best thing out ? IX. What part of speech is most distasteful to lovers ? x. Why is an egg like a colt ? XI. Why is that which is often found where it is not ? XII. Why should Dr. Erson be less liable to mal de mer than his patients ? xirr. When is an M.H.B. not an M.H.B. ? XIV. What is the best substitute for sixpence in New Zealand? xv. In what way does your backbone resemble a ghost ? XVI. When is a hansom cab like a schoolboy doing arithmetic ? xvn. Why is a good politician like a policeman on his beat ?
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Observer, 21 December 1893, Page 33
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180CONUNDRUMS. Observer, 21 December 1893, Page 33
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