Remember This.

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 337, 23 May 1885, Page 20

Remember This.

If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Nature in making you well when all else fails.

If you are costive or dysj>eptic, or are suffering from any other of the nixmerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own faiilt if you remain ill, for Hop Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints.

If you are sick with that terrible sickness,. Nervousness, you wiil find a "Balm in Gilead' in the use of Hop Bitters.

If you are wasting away with any foapi of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death> thismoment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters.

If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a. miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries— malarial epidemic, bilious, and intermittent fevers — bythe use of Hop Bitters.

If you have rough, pitnply, or sallow skin,, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, Hop Bitters -will give you fair skin,, rich blood, and sweetest breath, health, and comfort.

In short thej' cure all Diseases of the stomach,. Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright's Disease. £500 will be paid for case they -svill not cure or help. Druggists and Chemists keep,

That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister mother, or daughter, can bo marie the pictureof health, by a few bottles of Hop Bitters, costng but a trifle. Will you let thorn suffer ?

"My dear,"' said Mrs Smith at the breakfast table, '• why is this Mahdi called 'El?" ' " Oh," replied Mr Smith, as he took three more buckwheats, " that's a mere abbreviation, you know — the English habit of dropping the h's."

" I trust the current of my discourse last Sunday was not sufficiently formidable to hopelessly engulf you,' jocosely remarked a young Detroit clergyman to a lady member of his congregation, the other evening. " Oh, no ! It was quite shallow enough for comfortable wading, thank you!"

A late dean was once at dinner, when just as the cloth was removed, the subject of discourse happened to be that of extraordinary mortality among lawyers. 'We have lost*' said a gentleman, ' not less than six eminent barristers in as many months.' The dean, who was quite deaf, rose as his friend finished his remarks, and gave the company grace — ' For this, and every other mercy, make ustruly thankful.'

A certain eminent lawyer is celebrated at the bar for the following- mode of examining* a- witness : "Now, pray listen to the question lam going" to ask you. Be attentive. Remember, you will answer as you please j and, remember, I don't care a rush whajjfyou answer," etc. One of the Judges, fsomewhat tired of tho monoton3 r of his style, one day accosted him in the street : "Ha ! Is it you ? Now, pray listen to the question I am. going to ask you. Be attentive. Remember,, you will answer as you please ; and, remember, I don't care a rush what you answer. How are you ?"

School near Paisley ; geography class up for examination. Teacher: "Tell me wkere Glasgow lies.' Promising pupil: ' Grlasca lies in thinkin' she's the sacoint city o' the empire.' Teacher : ' No, no I What is the situation of Glasgow?' Another promising pupil : ' There's nae situation in Glesca the noo, or there wouldna be sa mony folks out o' wark.* Teacher, excitedly : ' Nonsense, boy ! What river is it on ? ' Promising pupil : <On the Clyde generally; but aboot the • newyear itis a gude deal on the Spree.' Teacher, throwing down book : 'Go to your seats, and stand there till you have learned the lesson."