AT A TRAVELLING SHOW.
Irate Visitor—" I call this a downright fraud ! You advertise oiryour bills ' Th< Most Remarkable Dwarf id the Worlds and he turns oat to be fife feet five inefae*high!" Bland Showman—' 4 Exactly so, sir. That '•just what's so remarkable about him. Ht is the tallest dwarf on record!"
Sin ill Boy (to-Policemo, who his been ' stamping hit feet topromote circulation)— " Hi—you there ! Wot d'ye nein by kick] iog out them there boots? We pays enough for their fair w tr api tear!"
Edith—" I don't belie?e Jack will eter ; learn to dance!" . .' Alice (whose drew bas suffered)— [ 'Worse thin that—be will nerer learn not to attempt i!!"
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Thames Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 8080, 27 June 1895, Page 1
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112AT A TRAVELLING SHOW. Thames Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 8080, 27 June 1895, Page 1
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