PLENTY OF WATER.
Thirsty Lady—"ls there toy water aboard?" . , .. 1; Captain (excursion boat)—' 1 Only 'boat four feet, mum ; bat please don't tell anybody." ■■/•■■■ ■..• ■ ■ .■■:■ ; ;- <•:'; -.■ * First boy-"Did you get tqueeiedin the crowd at the nary drill yesterday ?" Second boy—"No, but I got caught in the jar at home, and that was wone." Boothby Ham-*" Maine is a poor shop ttate, isn't it?" ■'. • -;■;- - , Thespis Supe—" No. Since the original package decision we hare had nothing bmt full houses there. ' Leny,' said his maiden aunt,' eat the barley in your soup or you'll never get • nan.' 'Is that what you eat it lor?' innocently asked Lenny.
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Thames Star, Volume XXV, Issue 4667, 22 February 1894, Page 1
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103PLENTY OF WATER. Thames Star, Volume XXV, Issue 4667, 22 February 1894, Page 1
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