A TOSS UP.
Fancy farmer—• Well, Patrick, I hear that you bad a little encounter with my Devonshire bull this morniug ?' Patrick—'Tie, yer honor/ Fancy farmer— * Well, which came oat ahead?'
Patrick—'Sure, yer honour, it was a toss up.'
One toddy blossom will make a nose gay.. The ma(i)z(e)y dance—The Cornflower waltz.
Visitor —' Sally, what time do you folks dine?' Sally—'Soon as you go away— that'B missus' orders*
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Thames Star, Volume XXIII, Issue 7081, 13 January 1892, Page 1
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68A TOSS UP. Thames Star, Volume XXIII, Issue 7081, 13 January 1892, Page 1
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