Page 14 Advertisements Column 3

Timaru Herald, Volume CXLV, Issue 21185, 4 November 1938, Page 14

Tj 3 Jruk k - -A % Cup Week Dictionary Tim and Ru have had a bizzy time the last few weeks brooing extra gallonz fo galloping gargle in preparation for Cup Week. The Big Cheef has entered his hack “Uramit” for the Cup. The name “Uramit” comes from Timaru, spelt sdrawkcab, because the Big Cheif reckons he rusn faster that way! And to help our readers we publish the following glossary, brilliantly} written by Mit and Ur, adversely commented upon by Sandy the Storeman and typed? by Trixie the Typiste: “A” = for ’orses. “Win by a Nose” = the unforgetable “Barrier” = closing the door at six. aroma of galloping gargle. “Cup” = synonym for flagon, glass, “Winning Double" = that’s us. handle, tankard, stein, noggin, “Two-year-old” = how one feels bucket, basin. aftera ‘quick one’ (see Preliminary “Last Race” =- 5.55 pip emma. Canter). “Preliminary Canter” = ask your- “Nomination” a certain brand of self, but make ours long ones. tiger’s milk for which there is an “Wait for Age” = when the bar is overwhelming preference. busy. “Acceptance” = see ‘Nomination*. “Hurdle” last race and not even “Birdcage” = where the joint the price of a Timaru. authors of these fool advertise“Water Jump” = all it's good for. ments should be. Excuze it—the typing!—Yessir! Pka se ? Nno! tub neither the Ofice Garbo nor the compositor can consentrate these days they’re dreaming of “Uramit’s” dividend. Personally, we are about to adjourn for a different kind of dividend. Only one guess is deeded. Copyright THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD TAI36-X66 Brewed and Bottled with loving care by N.Z. BREWERIES LTD., Timaru Branch.

TENNISBALLS AYRES : DUNLOP : SPALDING SLAZENGER 1938 SEASON 1938 NOW Priced 2/9 PER PAIR DUNLOP : WARWICK NOW Priced 2/6 PER PAIR 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 l TENNIS SHOES MEN’S “CHAMPION” Lace-to-Toe Style, Extra Heavy Duck Drill Lining, Cork Insole, Full Sponge Comfort Cushion extending from toe to heel. Special Hard Court Sole. * This is the Shoe you have been waiting for AND ONLY 12/6 PER PAIR New Season’s Stock of LADIES’ BEACH and WALKING SHOES - now to hand llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll■lllll■■■■■<■■■>■■>■■>■■l»l>l■l■l■■>■■l' CALL AND INSPECT • AT STAFFORD STREET - - TIMARU ’Phone: 1072. After Hours: 1164 D. G. ASHLEY, Waimate Also at C. W. McKENZIE, Geraldine

STAY YOUTHFUL ! I NO ONE WANTS TO FEEL OLD 200 RACQUETS to Select SO from. Prices 8/6 to AZPLAY TENNIS Wgygpr RACQUETS RE-STRUNG or REPAIRED BY EXPERTS with Super, First, Second or Third Quality Gut. EYE SHADES from 1/-. TENNIS NETS 26/6 BALLS from 1/6 pair. Also CRICKET MATERIAL Priest & Holdgate,Ltd THE IRONMONGERS