LITTLE LAUGHS
"Jimmie,” said the teacher, "why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” Little Boy: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Little Boy: Wrong, teacher; that was yesterday. Gardener: This is a tobacco plant in full bloom, madam. Dear old lady: How very interesting. And how long will it be before the cigars are ripe? mu- f nrv »»IIJ ITT
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXXVII, Issue 19668, 9 December 1933, Page 13
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68LITTLE LAUGHS Timaru Herald, Volume CXXXVII, Issue 19668, 9 December 1933, Page 13
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