LIMERICKS.
The Boaster. A kangaroo bragged “Very soon I shall nightly jump over the moon. Then the cat his old Addle Will break In the middle, While the cow’s carried off in a swoon!” Taking No Risks. Said a prudent young slider named Joe, "To the pond I’m not caring to go. Ice is often too thin, Then it lets people in, So I’ll stick to the puddle I know!”
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18617, 12 July 1930, Page 12
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70LIMERICKS. Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18617, 12 July 1930, Page 12
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