A GOOD CATCH.
Say to a friend: “What is the difference between noon. Sunday, and a railway ticket?” When ,your friend gives it up, you say, “Well, noon is a piece of a day, while Sunday is' a day of peace!” Your friend will say, “But what about the railway ticket?” You then tell him, “Ah. that is what you always have to give up.”
Q.; What is the difference between a man going upstairs and another looking upstairs? A.: One is stepping up stairs and the other is staring up steps.
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18500, 22 February 1930, Page 12 (Supplement)
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92A GOOD CATCH. Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18500, 22 February 1930, Page 12 (Supplement)
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