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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18355, 28 August 1929, Page 4

i*** * +*+♦? *-> *:• *•' H( * ornsn &L Beef Tea and Toast. Ovaltine and Toast. Malted Milk and Biscuits. Soup and Toast. Coffee and Toast. AT THE SUNNY STAFFORD TEA ROOMS DE LUXE F. *J. Bastings PROPRIETOR. For our patrons the lift has been modernised and is now In keeping with the general excellence of oar establishment | ****4

MISSING 2 m A. GENTLEMAN, Herbert whose surname, in view of the photograph and at the request of the relatives the Press refrains from publishing, has been missing from home for the last ten days. Description: Height Oft. 1J inches. Weight 7 stone 8 lb. Complexion: dyspeptic. Eyes: brown, sad (one swivel). Forehead: high. Expression: somewhat vacant. Ears: prominent. Was wearing when last seen a black coat, fancy waistcoat, brown trousers with pinhead stripe, yellow boots and a bowler hat. “ Poor Herbert,” said his mother, when interviewed by the Press, “ he has been in failing health for some time owing to a breakdown in his digestion. He was urged by his doctor to join the Mustard Club. But Herbert is proud. He is one of those strong, silent men who dislike taking advice, and he went on eating more and more fat bacon without COLMAN’S MUSTARD.” “Did he have any love affair?” asked the interviewer. “Yes,” said his mother sadly, “and his fiancee broke off the engagement only last week. She said that she must have a cheerful husband, and for that reason she had determined only to marry a member of the Mustard Club.” The Baron de Beef, when this story was reported to him, decided to give a suitable reward to Anyone Giving Information as to his whereabouts. The Baron would like to assure him and any other sufferers that they will restore their digestions and banish their low spirits if they join the Mustard Club. A little dash of COLMAN’S makes all the difference.

jsig >• Cupf to the lib lO Clips of Delicious v (Healthful ‘Uealorone <Penny J. RATTRAY & Son, Ltd..] Blenders, Dunedin.