LITTLE LAUGHS.
She Know. Two little girls were having their dinner one day, and they happened to have chops. Sadie to Jean: “Do you know what part of an animal a chop is? I think: it is the lug!” Jean: “Of course not. It is the jaw. I-lave you never heard of animals licking their chops?” The Reason. Teacher: “Why are you late, Billy?” Billy: “Well, a sign down there—” Teacher: “What lias a sign got to do with it?” Billy: “The sign said: ‘School ahead. Go slow.” Of Course Not. Little Harry went to a music shop to buy a string for his fiddle. “Do you want a steel one?” asked the shopman. “No, of course not!” answered Harry indignantly; “I want to buy one! ”
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 17773, 8 October 1927, Page 12
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126LITTLE LAUGHS. Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 17773, 8 October 1927, Page 12
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