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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 17773, 8 October 1927, Page 20

BREACH OP PROMISE. An unusual “breach of promise’’ has just been brought to light. He is a bachelor, and a lady friend allegedly said lo him: “You want a lifelong companion! I'm going to introduce you to something really sweet —to comfort you in need and give you every solace.” Weeks went by. “What about that girl you're going to introduce me to?” he remarked. “That’s a breach of promise on your part! ” “Girl! Didn’t, you receive my present of tobacco through the post?” “Yes! It’s Bears’, and I’ve never had a more soothing smoke before.” “You’ve got a lifelong companion, as I said, and cheaper than a wife,” replied the lady friend. Only 8d an ounce. Also in handy packets, loz 9d, 2oz 1/6

CASH Or BOOKED My Prices are the LOWEST for CASH. 'IEAD THESE FEW ITEMS: CASH PRICES: CASH COUPONS, 6d in the £ an CROCKERY. SUGAR, 1A„ 16/- 701 b. Bag. SAGO. 41b 1/-, 121 b. 2/9. TAPIOCA, 41b 1/-, 121 b. 2/9. RICE, 41b 1/-. 121 b 2/9. GREGG’S JELLIES, 4 for 1/-. PINEAPPLE CHUNKS, 3 for 2/-. PINEAPPLE SLICES. All Orders delivered to any part of the Town. Give me a trial and I will keep your Custom by LOW PRICES, . BEST OF GOODS, CAREFUL ATTENTION and CIVIT ITY. Ktep vour coupons; you receive 6d in the £ in CROCKERY for them. CILIvING AND WILLIAM STREETS