LITTLE LAUGHS.
Sporting Payments. Salesman: What terms would you prefer? Customer: Oh, I think I’ll take it on the wrestling plan—a dollar down, and the rest cash-as-cash-ean. The Sign. Uncle: “Well, Lily, can you speak French yet?” Lily: “Yes; when I hear Mum and Dad speak French I know I have to take castor oil!” After Molly had attended school a few days she begged to stay at home. “Why?” asked her mother. “Because,” said she, “teacher says we must not talk, and I’m so tired of whispering!”
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 17756, 17 September 1927, Page 12
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