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"I Buffered fox a long time mth severe. pains in: the-hack,'over the kidneys,' and ttnder the: shoulder hlades, and back of my neek. - • My back •'became so lame that.it was with difficulty- I could move about. ' I suffered thus for many weary months.: I tried various advertised remedies, which failed to give" me the relief.l sought, until Warner's Safe Cure was brought to my notice. I took that medicine with marvellous result. ■ In a short time the pains and:aches had all, left .me; I am now in good health. I also suffered a good deal from. Rheumatism, but the Safe Cure has also eradicated all symptoms of that complaint from my system."—From Mr U. Davidson, bootmaker, C2 Commercialload, Prahran, \ r ic. "I have been using your Safe Cures for twenty-six- years, and have found them most beneficial; in fact Warner's Safe Cure cured .one. of my daughters of dropsy. at the age of thirteen. She is now a healthy woman, "with a family of five healthy children. Several doctors had. pronounced her case hopeless, and.as a last resort I tried your Safe Gure. I can. also recommend Warner's; Safe Nervine for. eleeplessnciss."—From- Mrs; Win., Greaves, Picnic Park,. L3-ndhurst, N.S.W. "About two years ago 1 was suffer- , ing from a serious form of kidney, dieeiine. I had lJains in niy- loins and back, alul the pain, in the back would : frequently extend as far as the back of the head. My urine was loaded with sediment, and other symptoms pointed to great constitutional; disturbance. I was in this condition for many months, and almost despaired of recovering; my lost health, as I had tried co many remedies without avail,. when I was advised to try Warner's Safe Cure. After I had taken the contents of a few bottles of this medicine niy pains were, alleviated, and, continuing the treatment, all symptoms of-disease of the kidneys vanished. I am" now once again in vigorous health.- I have recommended Warner's Safe Cure to others, who have taken it with good results."—From. . Mr S. H. Part, liernard-stteet, Eockliampton North, Q."Some years age pain in the back began to.trouble me a good deal, but I did not take much notice-of it at first, thinking it would pa6S off, but us time went on, and I became much iforsp, -andmy.general health began to decline, I was forced tc gi\> it attention. My appetite was failing me, niy nights were much disturbed, and T could scarcely' stoop for the pain in the back and under-'thV shoulder hladt'is. I had heard Warner's Safe Cure spoken of as a cure for kid-ney-troubles, so deckled to try it. Before r. had taken the contents of half a bottle I was greatly relieved. I continued to take the medicine for seme wppl;«s. when all symptoms of the comvlaint- left me. andl" ir-ould oat and sleep well. T have had no return of the complaint since (hat time."—From Mis* A. Fletcher. Clare-street, Porthind, 'Port Adelaide. S.A. "Some lime ago. ' when lifting a heavy weight. I accidentally received a very severe strain in the back, in 1 lie region of the kidneys. The pain was ho severe .that T could scarcely stand upright. The pain would shoot upward* between my shoulders and was awful whilst it lasted, 'depriving me of all rest and sleep at: night. The remedies I tried failed to do me any good. In fact: l got worse, and was all aid I was in lor a vei r serious-ill-ness. \\'he-i i was j-ufif- about as bad as ■possible, I commenced to take Warner's Safe Cure, and I am pleased to say that in the course of a few weeks [ quite recovered. My back- ceased to pain me, and I could «et my natural sleep, which I had not been able to do for a Long time. 1 feel that. I am quite cured, not having felt any pain .in the back since that time, and 1 am now able, to do my work with ease and toiiil'ort."— l-'iom Mr T. U. ifillsberg, baker and pastrycook, 106 Vivian.Mreet, 'Moulder City, W'.A. In addition io the regular as and 2s Oil bottles of Warner's Safe Care, u concentrated foiin'of the medicine . is now i.-sued at 2s' Cd per bottle. Warner's Sale .Cure•(Concentrated.) is not c-oin].ounded with alcohol, and contain* She same number <>i ibises as the 3s jK>;t ! c.of Warners Sale Cure. If. H. Warner and Co., Limited, Melbom lie, Vic.

man to smash the crockery and kick the dog. A little applied science of this kind would' be useful to most-wives; but to let them meddle with electri-cally-heated ovens is certain to cause ■many an unexpected shock. The whole theory of education for wives' is erroneous. A wife should be taught not Jiow to manage a home, but how to manage a-husband. Now, if I were to open a school for wives, I would introduce the course with an explanatory lecture in these terms: —• "My dear ladies: The proper study of womankind is Alan.' Alan is the animal who pays the rent and settles the dressmaker's bills.. Man earns the money and the woman spends it. In the matrimonial relationship therefore success depends on the due and effective management of Man. Man does not appreciate airs of superiority in a woman. When he wants to take you .for a walk don't propose that you should call on your mother; probably he doesn't like your mother. And if he suggests a- visit to the theatre to see the performance of 'Macbeth,' don't pout and say you'd rather go to see ' The Merry Widow.' In all likelihood he prefers ' Macbeth ' because he has got free tickets for the stalls. "Don't tell him you are downright shabby and must have a new rig out at once. Suggest to him that he used to admire you in that tailor-made gown and Paris toque you wore before you were married, and that you'd be a real credit to him if you could only got another like it. And that that jade, Mrs Brown, has been swaggering over you as though her husband were better off. Stroke, his hair (if he has any) and suggest that he is and always was the sweetest- and best and kindest of men, who always wants to see his little wife look beautiful, and ten to one he'll swear you'll ruin him, and leave you a cheque for the" dressmaker. . Man is not to.be taken by; the frontal attack, but by gentle titillation on the flank where his heart is. , "If voir will heed these rules and work on these principles you will learn how to. manage a husband, and this is the whole art of life. The real School for Wives is marriage,- and you may le:rve electric cookery and the science of heating and ventilation to the hotel chef and the plumber. Man is a great and mighty creature," but he is as susceptible to wiles as a donkey to the allurement of a carrot. You can lead him if you humour him, hut you'll make him think you a fool if you buy his neckties and present him with a box of Pampas Grass cigars at Christmas. Yon win every time if you per-; snade him to think he is having his own way when you are really having yours: aiid if every wife took this course the iudges oftiie Admiralty and Divorce Division would soon have to retire on their unemployment pensions. "The School for Wives is naw adourned, and you may all go homo and get vour husbands' slippers warmed. He probably won't thank you for it, hut maybe he will ask yon what sort of .a sift you would like to have for your birthday."—Manchester Chronicle'.