BITS AND BATS.
•Edwin, dearest, said Angelina, looking up from ail srticlo id her evening paper, why do they always call a ship 'she?' Why, my ownest. replied Edwin, cou'fc you see, the rigging costß more than the hull. Angelina a jiltle pout was delicious. Can,dogs find their way home from a lon j distancePasks apdper. It's according to the dog.- If it's one you want !o geb rid of,'he can find his way back from Golifontio; if it's u {{cod one, he's apt to goes round tbo cortier. • Hsiat withiii iljo theatre gay, . And.not a word said hr, Until in the play j Had got toaeUlio threo. And then lie grntly touched the maid • \ Who woro thtib fearful lmt ' Iu front.' Excuse me, miss,' ho said. But what's the play wb've at F' MrHuggin: What do you t.liiuk of lbs latest medical dictum that kissiug is Unhealthy ? ilr Hunker: It is quite trnr, Mr Munn liappened to catch me kissiuEj bis daughter, tyid I whs laid up a whole <weck.
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Thames Advertiser, Volume XXVI, Issue 8024, 17 January 1895, Page 1
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171BITS AND BATS. Thames Advertiser, Volume XXVI, Issue 8024, 17 January 1895, Page 1
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