BITS AND BATS.
splendid library you have got! Dqtelsj l declare!' B.—"Yes," my Fifo bought ibem to pick out a nico name for our little daughter." A.--"Aud what did yoti lix bpou ?*' B.—• Alary." ' "1 hey safa woman can't keep a secret.' 'I do say so.'Well, 1 think women areJoa touch blamed in this matter, it, isri fc fbr woman that gives away ih<3 • secret. It- is the people she tells it to that let it,out.' ' Logic — Dick •Do you believe Schiller . wwtl nfc the best woman is the ' ona- whom nobody talks-aboiifc ? " Jack : I ffltfrer tfiinlt:it is the oiie who talks About nobody, V. : \ ti . M» frwns, suit] the tninisier, the kirk 1 "filler. We lia'e tried I all bpnest mpans of' gett jug.if.,. und - iioiv vre tiiuot e't-ir try a bazaar. •Motbor .' I gave you threepence to be good yesterday, and to-day ynu ara as bad as can bg, Willy; Yes; I'm trying ' • fco show you that you got the, won h of your mouey yesterday. ■
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Thames Advertiser, Volume XXVI, Issue 8022, 15 January 1895, Page 1
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