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Thames Advertiser, Volume XXV, Issue 7168, 8 March 1892, Page 1

;, "Ufwid of Kevivnls. (First small-boy: '•There comes tho preacher to our liouse, and I'm coing to tall him none o , tto folks ain't home." Second small boy: ''What for V '-Cause .evny lime "lie come he starts a rivival (('religion at our lunjso, flndthfit-ms pop to, prsyin l % d«z»n timesa day. ,, • < l His prayin'doo't ■liur'.vnn." "Yes it doe;, too. Hβ wears tlio knees of bis pants so thin that when they .is made over tu me' ihey don't laat a week." Not the right shade. Mrs Dβ Style , ; "Wlint ! Goinsr to eat the DeGood girl*?" Jlfe.D? Style: "Why yes, ma —I have to st this season of the year. They have skins' that never taa, and guests will think we Rjoociate with people who stuy in (own. all suraraer." Marriage ; is after ■ ull, sometimes a failure, as a woman in|\Vestern Australia recently discovered when ebe. eloped with a bpy of If? years of age, and wst Rubsecjucutly arrested for abducting her husband.

GUARANTEED WOOL : : * LL- WOOL : mm ir Wen.-. CH>EF''BRAND' i'«K i:i! V fun tO BE. HAL'OF A J, ( CLOTHIEKS.tOH Ph.^3

rp.aJS" TtUAIIW ADViJIU'IdIJU. First Published Ami. 11,1865. A JMILniORVJNG PAPfin .-, OXKPESST Supplies the I,at«.«tMipfng . "local ami General N'ews. INDEJteDENT IN POLITICS, The- Best* Penny Paper on tlit New ■jZealaud Goldfields. Delivered nnywh'.re within or adjacent li.) the rii.imca town bouiidaries fu," tie ijtl a (|ii;irlcr; [lustinl In :\ny Hiidross, i)s S)J per t|ii;irtor, ALL KINDS OF v JOB PRINT ING ilono witli J JeHuiitcli f»tt ho. lowest tinrreat Qnoinlioii", Jind in ihc Highest' Style o| W'or'imftrrship'i . . JOHN OHRISTJR Proprieio?