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Taranaki Herald, Volume LIV, Issue 13820, 28 November 1908, Page 6

How often one finds a most imperfect piano in what would otherwise be a well-appointed home. So frequently, too, tbat piano is quite past restoration. Money spent on it would be money wasted. Get it up to tune —it drops back. Give it tone or touch — neither last. Imagine the thoughts of yo\ir guests who are asked to play upon or listen to such a discouraging instrument! Not only that, but you don't do justice to the talent of even your own family. Get another piano at once. Communicate with Mr. M. J. Brookes, North Island manager in Wellington, of the Dresden Piano Co., Ltd. His firm will allow full value for the old piano, and equip you with a new one —a really fine instrument; sensitive, responsive, triumphantly superior in every single respect. You can get it on time-payment, too, if you wish —simply 20s or so. each month, until -this really fine piano has become your very own. Local representative, Mr J W. Henrichs.—Advt.

NEWTON'S NAUGHTY NEPHEW. "VfEWTON, the ecclesiastic, not x^l the gravitation man, bad a naughty no phew whom he loved. Nephew's name, M. Smith. 1 1 a< 1 some local reputation as a poet. Surviving specimenYoung Orpljeus tickled bi.s b.irp '-o well, With a twinkum, tw.-iukuni, twang, Tbat bo gained his Eurvd ice out ol bell, With a twinkum, twnnkum. twang. Hut had sln i boon honest ah she wns ' fair, 'Tif. a thousand to one she bad never been there. 'Tis much to b? foarod she proved i a scold, And therefore the Devil had gut her in hold. But lost she should poison all boll with her tongue, He straightway released her for an old song. Newton's sympathies responded. He was a professed hater ol matrimony — which he evaded nt sonic hazard of his reputation. When he , married a couple he invariably refused his fees. "Go your way, ' poor devils, go your way; I have done you mischief enough alreach." You see, he feared women. The women of his century could not get SURATURA TEA, the infallible sweetojior of t In< twentM'th. 1/6, 1/9, 2/-, 2/4.