Mr Dooley on the Chinese Correspondent.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIX, Issue 11718, 19 July 1901, Page 1

Mr Dooley on the Chinese Correspondent.

Thus Mr Dooley, Ihe Chicago philosdpher, on China :— Th' weslhren civilisation, Bmnissy—that's vs — is a pretty good liar, but he's' a kind iv rough-an'-tumble at it. Hd goes in head down, an' iviy lie he tells looks liKe all th.o thers. Ye niver see ail Englishman that bad' army judgment iri lyin'. The correspondent iv" th' Daily Pail is out of his class. He's carryin' lies toLieville. Howxn'ih' wurruld can yre compete with a counthry where ivrylab'rer's cottage projooces lies so delicate that th' workmen iv th' West can't undherstand thim? We makes ouslied be machinery; they turn out theirs be hand. They imitate th' best iv our canned lies to deceive people that likes that kind* but f r artiste they have lies that appeals to a more refined taste. Sure I'd like to live among thim an' find, out th' kind siv bouncers they tell each other. They mas* begr-rand. I on'y know their export lies now—the surplus lies they can't use at home. An' th' kind- they sind out ar-ra betther than our best. Our lies is no more thin a contradiction iv th' truth; their lies appeals to th 1 sirise iv honesty iv army civilised man.

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