KIBB LINGS.
A Ittle nonsense now and th«n, £3 reliabed by the wisest; men.)
Agriculturist (to season ticket holder in train) ; You don't have no ticket? Season Ticket- holder: No — 1 travel on my good_ looks. Agriculturist (after critically loukiDg him over) : Then probably you ain't goi'n very far. Dick : You told me yesterday that you had prjpoßed to Miss Coupon by mall. Hid you get any letter ia reply ? Hawy : Ye 3. I got two letters. Dick : Then it ib all sett od ? Harry : Yes. Yes, it is all settled. The iettlers were 'n ' and ' o. '
A brilliant talker, — " Eow do you like yonr new neighbour, Mr Snook ? ' •' He's a most charming man, and a > agnificent conversationalist. Why.last evening he listened to mo expliuning my evolution theories for two hours, and never chipped in a word."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10329, 10 June 1895, Page 4
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137KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10329, 10 June 1895, Page 4
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