KIBBLINGS
A ittlo nonsense now and then, Is relished by the wisest men.
TTadn't Tackled. Matrimony— Judge : Colonel, I understand you are acquainted with warfare in all its forma V Colonel : No, judge, no ; not ia all its forma. I'm a bachelor.
Artist : Have you taken my pictare to the exhibition ? Porter ; Yes, sir. It peemed to pleaso the gentleman very much). Artist : Wh.it did thoy fay ? Porter : Oh, they didn't say anything—they only laughed. _ | Physician : You must avoid all excitement, avoid beer or wine entirely, and drink only water. Patient : But, doctor, the idea of drinking watar excites me more than anything else. : MrHuggio: What do y v think of the latest medical dictum that kissing is unhealthy ?Mr Hunker : It is quite true. Mr Munn happened to catch me kissing his daughter, and I wus laid up a whole week.
Don't you think, my_ drar fellow, remarked one of the family to th* visitor who had outß'a ed his welcome, that your wife and children must miss you very much ! No dount. Thanks for tho suggestion. I'll send for them.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10199, 3 January 1895, Page 4
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182KIBBLINGS Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10199, 3 January 1895, Page 4
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