KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9977, 13 April 1894, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A ittle nonsense now and then, Is r«lisbed by the wisest men. THE NATIONS IN HARMONY. They're so opposed to warfare, That they will never cease To lavish oouutleaa millions All to preserve tbe peace. And no one breaks the harmony ; i For they all harmonise i In Keeping standing armies i Of a gigantic size.

Editor : Who wrote these verses ? Poet (proudly) : I did, sir. Editor : You are a brave man. Poet (blushingly) : .Tbonk you, sir. Editor : Yes, only a brave man would dare to acknowledge the deed Would you call Dt xter a poet ? No, sir. He is a riminal. A what ? Riminal. That's a word of my own. If a man who commits crimes is a criminal, I don't see why a man who commits rhymes should not be a riioinal. What did Neighhob say when yon told him you wanted to marry his daughter ? He didn't absolutely refuse, but he imposed a vory severe condition. What was it? He said he would gee me hanged first.

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