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KIBBLINGS

A ittle nonsense vow and tlieu, Is relished by tbe wisest men. It always spoils the effect of the sermon on a man when he intends to ; '<t a nickel on the plate and absont-miuHedly puts on a quarter. A contributor inquires : Uow can I tell the age of a horse ? If \on are anxions to sell the beast do'.'t ie'l it at all. My son is in love with my wife's maid, doctor. Is there any possible cure? Yes, let him marry her. He'll get over it. If you could slip a belt on Ilayti, her revolutions would run the n.ut-binpry of tbe world. An Infallible Recipe What to do to obtain white hands — nothing An Unpaialleled HunKhi,*.— Clerk (to emigrant) : Yes, that's all right for the paßSßge money ; and now alout your trunk ? Emigrant : And hwhat would Oi be doom' wud a tru k sorr ? GLrk : Oh, to put your clothes in in Emi.rant: Hwbat ! und me go naked-

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9966, 31 March 1894, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9966, 31 March 1894, Page 4

KIBBLINGS Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9966, 31 March 1894, Page 4