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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9921, 5 February 1894, Page 4

" The path of duty," said a much tried traveller, " is undoubtedly through the Custom house"" " Did your husband die intestate ?" asked i lawyer. "No," she cried. "He died in his own house in this village. " What is the best remedy for an inattentive audience ?" asked a young clergyman of iD.D. S " Give them something to attend to," waa :hc answer. " Will you settle that old account of yours 50-day?" " No, sir, you are mistaken I'm not ono f the old settlers." A farigian electrician, it is reported, has succeeded in forcing violets by tho aid of his buttery, and lent a bunch of these fledglings; only 4 hours old, to tho ex-Empress £ugeaie. , What we woave in time we must weav in eternity. The purest gold is that which has been in tho hottest orucible. Ho wants no other oompany who has Christ far a companion. Bepentance has two «yes ; a wieping eya for the past, aua a watohful «yo /or tbe future. Hojxoways Ointment and Pills effect wonderful cures of bad legs and wounds If tbeaa medicines be used according to tho directions which aro wrapped round each pot and box, there is no wound, bnd lepc or ulcerous soro. howovor obstinate, l>ut will yiold to :hoir curativo properties. Numbers of persona who had been patients io tho Jurgo hospitals, and under the care of ominent purgeons, without deriving tho lonat benefit, have been cured by Hollowny'a Ointment and Pills, when other roiiiodiea had signally failed. For glan(jul.ir swelling, tuinonrß, Kcurvy, and •lif-eaEc-8 of tlio akin there is no medicine llml cun bo lined with ho good an olfeot Tl''.ngh potent for good, it is powerless to, harm ; and though the euro it effeelu iij x pi, it ib alao oompleto and pormaoont