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BREAD FOR TUE RUSSIANS.

Mr Squills (looking over tho paper) : "The Mushian army is almost in a state of mutiny b i-biibo tho soldiers have lo oat wheat bread "

Mrs Squills (a famous housekeeper) : " That's too bad I suppose it s because they don t know how to fix it. You must wiiie to the Czar this very day und tell Mr Squills (f tartinp) : " Eh ? ' Mrs bquills : '-Yes, tell 1 im that ho must be sure to furnish the army viith good ♦ buttei ; get print butter, if possible ; it"s often as i»w as fifty cents an'i ne\cr over a dollar a pouirt. Then, on bakio>{ days, when the br<-ad is frtsh, tell the suldiero to spread i lie butler on thick and it will bo dolicions The following da} 8, when it is a little r. . pive eaoh soldier a bowl of rich en-urn »i> ti! 1 him to crumb it in. lin t-r c .liLj '1 like iv"

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9920, 3 February 1894, Page 2

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160

BREAD FOR TUE RUSSIANS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9920, 3 February 1894, Page 2

BREAD FOR TUE RUSSIANS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9920, 3 February 1894, Page 2