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&IBBLINGS. A tlttl«nossenMMV*ndth«o. 13 eUihedby tht wUsrt] men. All the Bame to tha do?. — Magistrate .• II Yoa are acoused of keeping a dog without a license." Owner : " Well, hut, yer honor, the doer never had a license." Magistrate : "Then you will be oompellad to take Oat one for hi«n now." Owner : 14 1 doa't believe the dog oarea whether : fee haa a license or not." Magistrate; .>.* Well, bat I do." Owner : " I oan't see for the life of me why you take such an interest in my dog." A tell-tale sign. — Ted : " Why are yoa 80 flare Miss Lonely hasn t a beau ?" Ned ; 11 1 called on her the other evening, and there wasn't an arm-chair in the parlor." )\ , „^lightly personal.— Magistrate : "De- ; BOribe the, roan whom you saw assaulting the complainant." Policemin : "He was a little, insignificant looking cratur, about your size, your worship," Ebenlsser : " Did you water the cowb tonight, Hiram?" Hiram: "No, I fcrgot." Ebonezer: "You s ahouldn't have forgotten, but then wo will wator the milk, and tbut will do just as well." White & Garter HAYS FOR BALK — prime hams ; . . bacon; LAUD (ia Bladders andlßulk) LOBSTER PASTE Also a well assorted slock of — BISCUITS* AND £»,(.._ '• CONFECTIONER!! All New and Choice. EGMONT ANDrPUBLIO l " BENEFIT STORES. , ' ; ' Just landed t?ROM AMERICA— 250 CAs3s Kerosine 150 o "jest IS/B pei CAS til CASH. -GOLDWATER BROS., . OUEBIE .- STBEET. BLUE f CROSS BLEND Ceylon Tea. PACKED in lead packets in £, J, and lib packets. TheßO Teas are blended by expert tea tasters of 35 years' experience., from tho largest selection in the World, They are lartjo'y COMPOSED of YOUNtt LEAVER, RADIANT with SUNSHINE from the SUNNY ISLAND of CEYLON. A MOST DELICIOUS TEA ; Congou, 2s ; Sonohong, 2s id. Try it— aak your Grocer for it, and mind you get it. Sole Importing Agent for Ne.v Zealand, A. H. MOOBE. 958 Turanahi. INDIAN Tea Depot WM. WALTON WISHES to inform bis numerous ' pitrons and the pnblio generally that he haa received another consignment of Choicest Indian Teas direct from Messrs LATTEY, LIVERMORE & Co., These Teas are the Perfection of if-xgrance and hnequalled in Quality Price 2«, 2s 3d, & 2s 4d per lh* Wm. Walton, Bole Aj, ent for New Plymouth & Subjrl s. ONE- BOX OF Clarke's B 41 Pills ia warranted to care all discharges from the Urinary Organs, in either sex (acqnirod or constitutional), Gravel un'l Pains in tho Back. Guaranteed free from Mercury. Sold in Boxes, 4s 6d each, by all Obemietf and Patent Medicino Vendors throughout tho World. Proprietors : The Lincoliand Midland Couhtiss Dbuq Company Lincoln, England. CAUTION. PURCHASERS of CLARKE'S 6LOOL ! MIXTURE should see that they get tbr genuine articlo. Worthless imitations m sometimes palmed off by unprincipled vendors. The words "Lincoln and Midland Counties Drag Company, Lincoln, Ed# land," ana engraved on tho Goverrtuicrr Stamp, and " CLARK E'B WOULfi PAMED BLOOD MIXTURE " blown w the Bottle : without which none an genuine, ?

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9410, 7 June 1892, Page 4

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Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9410, 7 June 1892, Page 4

Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9410, 7 June 1892, Page 4