KIBBLINGS.
A K'Ato ncapocao vcv and' then. 1-, oJiebsS by tt;» wiffst con, Patient?; " Dr. Smith, who has jaa't left our city, told mo that T was really seriously ill." Now doctor : l( Oh, my dear sir, you must not place any relianoo on anything th&t man says. I assure you ho ia not to bo trusted," Patunt : " But it was he who racoramended yon to me." " Stoara is ft great thiner," remarked a French travellor in a railway carriairo to hia vis-a-vis, "So it is," was the roplv. "1 owe my f ortuao to it."' " Monsieur is manager of a company ?" Yoonghueband : " I didn't know yon were to have company to-day, my dear." Mrs Younehneband : " The servant's sister called and stayed to lunoheon. She'd now ia tha parlor, playing tho piano." Mabel (to Jack, who is about to drink her health for the ninth time) : " Oh,_ I wouldn't, Jack. " Driulc to uvj only with thine ejn-s. instead." Jaok : "Allri^ht. Well— cr — here's looking at you !" Honoru : "I wisht ye'd kapo Mister ( Dick out'r tho kitchen, ina'nra." Mra St. ; Jones: " Does ho annoy you?'' Honora: •'Ho doe*, ma'am, lie's jist afthor eatin' all th' holes Oi punched out p' tho biscuits."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9305, 3 February 1892, Page 4
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