KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9258, 7 December 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS

. i '•,••-.. -\i ;., A 'little nonMßß« now »ndUi»n. " .. 'ti. ellihedby tht wifeit men.ft!' V f. "N,ow that you are engaged to 11 f 1 ".'HarrT, does he ever ask you iot a kiaß ? * aia 'tfoHa7 "He never has yet:" Emily: "Pear me t Is ho bashful ?", Julia : " Oh, ' „J»0 j l he takes them without atking." ' J ' M THE DIFFERENCE. : r.i -. When a brokor is "short," on his stock we confess {■\ /.-• That it often his failure deteimines, v;'»; : i,Bdt. a olergyman een'rally scores a success :s * Wb'onever he's Bhort in his sermons. •Trathfuh~"You are the only girl, who can make mo happy." She (ooquettishly) " Sure ?"^ He: "Yes, I havo trie,d all theothjersl" .. - ■ A Bad Break.— Embarrassed Suitor (to *'W gentleman) ; " I— er— wanted to ask r* s a^Bmttll favor of you, sir." Old Gentle^ man: "Only^a small one. Let's have it." Suitor,: "l—er— l want your daughter, . " srr.". E ---MrMeeks : "The paper says the judge reserved his decision. I don't sep • why it f= Misjudges invariably pat off deciding a point until the next day. Mra M : *' Well, I do. Judges .have sense enough to want to consnll theif wives." ,