KIBLLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9257, 5 December 1891, Page 4

KIBLLINGS

A little nonsense now and tfc«n. la] eliehed by th» wi«tt nen. ; , If you want to be robbed of your good ,name paint it on your umbrella. "I thought you were very fond of conunrdrnms?" "Oh, no, I gave them np long ago I" . , Guest : " V/^aiter your finger is m the Boup." Waiter: "No matter, Bir ; lean wash it." j ".Dairymen don't get much milk from their cows in winter, do the}?" "No; they get moßt of it in the spring." The man who doesn't like tbe human raoe w.aß heard. to remark: "This world may be a fleeting show, but it has a mighty poor company. 1 ' <■ > J' Well,,did yon finally break the he vjith: Miesmawkina ?" '< " It was not necessary: for me to break,at» I found her in &■ melting mood." T > ■• i, primus,: "There are times, I think, wh<m ''money is a curse." Seoundus : Vi T es *'for inktanoe, when yon haven't got "any*" Some hens may be a little backward on egga, but they never fail Jo come to the scratch were flower-beds ore concerned, Dicer : "Waiter, I've got a bone stuck in my thrpat. f -' .- Waiter : "That's all right, air. We, don't charge anything extra for bones; taken iiwtiy from «he> table." \