KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9255, 3 December 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS

A. little ncneoßßO bow «nd thon. la dished by tn» viaatt men.

Nothing to speak of— a oipher. Stern necessity — The rudder of a boat. Tho original type righter— The proofreader. A spiritualistic seance is at best a medium performance. \ . A man whose soul is harrowed is not neoesiarily a cultured individual. Take care of the poor Indians, and the poor Indians will take hair of you. ■ Brokers are kind-hearted people. When they find a man who isn't in it they run him in. i " Did you ever suffer with tbe toothache ?" " 1 never do anything else when I have it.", . • a " How can you tell a self-made man ?" II You can't tell him— can't tell him anything. He knowß it all." t , • ' A reporter in a newspaper office has to be very careful when he writeß the word beau. The compositor is apt to make it bean. _ , Mrs Lugßby: "O\& Mr Grumsby, the doctor says, is ? suffering from elephantiases." Mrs Bagsby : "Caught it at the show, I suppose. Hereafter no boy of mine shall go to see the elephant without having beeu vaccinated. You can't tell exaotly what the elephants fetch over here in, their trunks."