KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9254, 2 December 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS

'''" s»* 4 ! if a -i; !-•.•"* " 1 ' A little noßsenife ßoVArfd'itftttf. •- Ib clißked by if wisest men. Mrs N. Peck :,r"j3oHf ii'thou«ht I was an angel once, ifidybh ?'^kr N. Peck : "Yes .»' Mrs N. Peok : "And you don't think so novr, eh ?" Mr N. Peok : " No. I still live ib. hopes that you may be, though." \ "My dear, madam, .you arei perfectly charming to-night." "Ob, yon-aro b flatterer ; I don't believe you." " I 'aflaure you lam speaking the truth. Why, when I first saw you, positively I did not recognise yon." ; Wife : "What is the difference between tho words induced and compelled?" Husband : " There is a great deal of difference^. For instance, a man \vbo is induoodto marry a woman is compelled to livo with her afterwards." Papa : " So you are going to marry, are Jrou, my son? I presumo the young ady you are going to woi knows all about housework and looking after the wants of a family?" Youth: "Well, you just bet elvo does. I wish you could see some butterflies she painted on velvet 1" " What's the trouble botweon you and your husband ?" "Ho ma^ea me jealous of cortain ladies." "In what way?" "Ho mentions having met them when I wasn"t with him." " Pooh !-^th'ey arenot the ones to bo atraid of." "Who then ?" " Those whom he doesn't mention."