KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9207, 8 October 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

, A little ooneenao tof 9 ml tbBD. Is clithed by th# wlsee; men. Amy : " I beard to day that Miss Dizzy's hair came almost down to her feet." Ethel : " What did she buy it bo long for." Sharpson : " Phlatz, what makes your nose so red ?" Phlatz : "It gjows with pride because it never pokes itself into other people's business." " I was badly bitten by mosquitoes in every country in Enrope except Belgium." — "Have they none there?" — "I don't knowJ I didn't go there." ' Landlord : "I am sure you must have played football when at cc liege." Tonnant : " What makes you think so ? * Landlord : " Because you are always a quarter back." Miss Ophelia : " What queer weatbor wo art) having tbiß spring." Disappointed Admirer: "Yes, but if- you remember, Mien Ophelia, the spring of 1859 was very lDuoh like it." Misa Ophelia (who is "just 20") : "Sir!" A wealthy brewer in Montreal built a church, and inscribed on it :— ''This church was erected by Thomas Molsou at bis sole cxponßo. Hebrews XL" Some collego wa^B alterod the inscription so as to make it road :—": — " This church was ereoted by Thomas Molson at his soul's expense. Ho brews XX."