A CONVINCING ARGUMENT.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9192, 21 September 1891, Page 4

A CONVINCING ARGUMENT.

•He ' was squirting tobacco-juice over th« floor of the room, and telling how capital • oppressed labonr, when one of the dozen mer. in the place inquired, " Air you one o' them Communists ?" " I hold, sir, that _we must have an evci ' distribution of property — yes, sir, or wo'l fight, sir!" was the=pompous reply. ' " Stranger, kin ye lend me a pipe of to - bacco ?" asked the inquirer. A box full of tine-cut was handed him. II put it ill his pocket, and was walking awn when the Communist called out, ," Beg jiai dori, but you are carrying oft my tobacco !" " 'S all right — 's all right," replieil tl other. " I was out, and you have pieii* We've got to even this <busiriPHs, up. \> know, and you keep the box, and I'll luthe tobacco." He was too big to lick, and the Co:nm<i?;i put the empty box in his pocket, and rofu to laugh with the crowd. j

How to get a goofl wife — Take a good ■; and go to the parson. The fellow who rushed into business • : out " again in a short time. The man who was struck by a coincidt-, is in a fair way of recovery. When a fashionable lady wants to <lr. so as to match her do»». what colour a'vtn she ohoose? A cockney answers: " Wihli colour."