KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9192, 21 September 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A little' noßimuw no* and tljonv - fcOpliitaod by <Qi» >wlnft< men. ■. A scandalmonger is a person who talks to our neighbours about us. An entertaining talker is a person- who tells us mean stories about our neighbors. > " I say," said the victim to the awkward barber, " you are using a different kind of shaving .'BQajitbin;, you need, last week," '•Why do you .think so?" It tastes different." „ Content.— Elderly Flirt :"I arranged bo nicely that you should sit next to me at table. I hope the arrangemont suits you.'? He : «' Oh 1 you know that I am not hard toplease." ' :r: r ":t Musical Criticism,— Mistress (benevolentlylto'fJ maW in 'anticipation of a com-i plimont): "What would you do if yod could piny" the piano< as well as I can ?" Alaie : " I Bhould' take: lessons." In desperate strnitH.—Jonea (Blue Ribbon, to abstemious lad,y, he has taken in to dinner): "Look here, madam,' we don't seem to be getting, on a hit ! Either you mtstjiavo a class of obampagne, or, by jo»e, I mtißt P lutelleotual Contagion : "I explained to Hannah jnst how I wanted that owlet made but she doesn't seem to have caught the idea,"-. said a lady . at the slipper tablel "Slamon," asked r her little daughter, "are iden* oajohingj?" ... £2,600 has been paid away in Wolifj* Sohnrvppa £1- orders.'