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KIBBLINGS.

A little Doasenn rov> «nd than. ' Is cl)sTi«>d hv i\>t> witmt iron. "Black sheep dwell in every fold."— She: ''Oh, yes 1 1 emito believe there'B a fool in every family. Don'tyou?" He : "Well «2J9r — tuyo ioion's rather biased. Yeusee, I'm the only memo? r of our family." The only time when a man is Reneronß in drawing his lino between his own and bis neighbor's property is wLen he shovels th« »now off the sidewalk. It is said that 'if you play on an accordion near an oyster the oyster will open itb shell.' Whether this is beoause it wanttr to listen of iB looking for a chance of escape is not known. A certain oily philanthropist who is Doted for his pretentiousness nnd etinsine-s was described as 'v man who feeds the sick with an emptj spoon, and all the while tnlks nicely aboot Rruel.' A good national flower fpr some o£ the foreign gentloman who roabh this country would be the marrv-gold. . , Res'Rnation is finding ou 1 ; that the rook you aro bumping your head against is a good deal harder than your head. 11 My son, define ambition." " Well it's always feeling that you want to. do something that you know you can't."Capital and labor could get on well eooilgh together if there were not bo many men . trying to get capital without lub'or. -

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9190, 18 September 1891, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9190, 18 September 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9190, 18 September 1891, Page 4