KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9140, 22 July 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

r i% '|it«anonsenst»oi»»na than.' J k hUi ilUbodby 'th* wlsert man.- ■' Vt tbnb Cour,l— •'lWonld, you believe thig Man on oath,?" Paddy. O'Reilly : "Not onliss he \yor lyin', yor honor." It ha'^ been suggested that alocotaotive if alwnyß spoken,. of as "she" booaaßeof the' horrible noise it mnkee when it tries to whistle. ■jThe Yiejtor (jriewing ( :-tU© tfeyr bftby): '^TJo y6u v think ,he ia gqips to ,reaembie his fnthef?" Mother: "I ahouldn't be surpriaed.^ t ITe ;mo up oyery nigJit'.'^'vl ". , .■ , lf „i JHr , Upton (to waiter): ," Bring me ■oni l^ "devilled cr,abe, aalad, ft Welsh rarebit— aha a s^ass oi iced milk !" Walter (politely): "'Yea, air. Auy partifonlk'f'kinddf flowers you'd, like on your "He: "Give me just one kies, apdl shall never ask yon for another." She: "Under those v conditipne, I must refuße^ H...' 1 '" ".■',. j ' ' : l»4Biinwn'y : /'lhavo'fiiilen into the bad htibit of talking 'to 'niyseinntely. 1 ' Clevertin'': "I wondered why you wero looking bo bora<?." He :i r }Cfin7|H' hjive, ]itnt one kiss boforo I go ? (sf§y]btfe," She : " And if I let yon have onfcfyorAvill tnk» two, won't yon ?" fie : "No, 'l won't— indeed^ won't." She: "Tken, you alui'&t have nny^' ,!■ U ' - T s' C u ß b l tA 'GRtt'^l?.' The, i^JJivtnztt ia racing f.!?a}n this ywv with. ui^te'cfldoiitod.doiidHneßß. The p'araliaing influenctia of this terrible malady have nasutnod the alarming dimenaiona, of a plague./ 1 The • dißtemper is of a power-, fully destructive character, and sliattera. itß vfotims with fearful suddenness. The' Boverity' '. of . the visitation eclipses , all" previous attacks. Tho mediea:l faculty, fails to account for the outbreak 1111 11, 1 and, is ptfweriess to control its spread. Doctorß, Durees; and hospitula ate doing everything possible for sufforere, but are overwhelmed ky thtf'rnultitudri cr^iofet biiterly for reliof. Adiapatch.fftiirr'ono town Btates that 300 p»opJe ; died 'in oW <Joy, this wna 'About 'the daily average, and the'streets were croWd9d with 1 ' yebidlea'' (iaYr^ing. :he dead/td their- > -Jifet ; « testing " pluoe '♦ ' > and 'thG sad vacahoy'lof'Vteath^depresaed evory hon'dehold.T'tSubh.trjiner'times as ttießß demand immedittteOi'attbntidtf. 'Tho docto'ra fail, and the many tidvertiaod congh and cold eurea are only aedativeß which interfere wiJJrthe progirsecretionsidf fhe reßpiratory tract. r^ecoWß^mnßt be. had to a genuine stimulating feetofativV. which, whilst curing'his'; grip, wilP-also- "Btredg'then rid support! the patient, 'and no article the world ha» ao far. Been ..pan, compare; to ClementB 1 Toaic for these effects. ', During the great outbr'oak of ipffaeuza in Sydney in 1890, over 5C,0Q0 bottles o.f - Ol'omenta 1 Tonic w^re consumed, and its praises wore sung in^veryj quarter 'aa the disease was completely- .atuiuped, out by the use qf this reine'dy in fqur Vycoks., Such facta'aa, this prove b^yo^d ; Vb|e {loub't-.'ofethg, fi^ost.un believing sceptic, the value of, Clements' Tonic for such diabases. Mrs M. Kellett, Parramatta,, N.SW,, , writes: — ".SuyrFo'ur^earß'ago I caught a severe cold wotchl settled in ■ my, head , and chest, and paused "an incessant cough and copious discharge of phlegm ; thja brou^Ht on, great weakness- and debility. I After considerable, attention and doctors' treatment, the cough V, aB , relieved and finally cured, but the dobility.remamed and Boomed to do'fy tho o£ medical meji rid the, power, o£ medicine, , I had no, apietiie/andcbuTd scarcely, eat a particle of TfOOu, and wt.a almgat_reduced to a skeleton, having entirely wasted away. I 1 .d takeri ■ pfnt^ -of cod-liver ..oil,' 'malt extracts, and other medicines without re-liefi-Wbsri 1 waa recommended to Jake Clem'snta 1 Tonic. i: I procured a bottle/ and am .thankful to any that I immediately began to improro ; I coald eat better, and reliah jtijld ijigeet wliat I'did'eat. -1 gamed flesh every diiy, a v nd my BtrenKth'rapijily returned, and after Bis week's troatment with Clemeota ■ Tome,' I felt aiew Woman altogether. I took ( . Clements'; Tonic six mcolbs ago, and have 'sever hacl'a'ny'aickne6B aince, und am onfy too j^la'd lo add my ntime to your Hat pf grateful sufEorera." Kemember ypuijiinabfiei the 1 Clements : " Tonic, sold by chemists, grocera and storekeepers, everywhere. '