KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9124, 3 July 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A Jittlt noßMnso boy «&d tntn. U qllihod by th# viaon m«n.

Tencher — "Freddy, how is the earth divided. 11 Freddy — "Between them that's got it and them that wants it." 11 When Grepk meets Greek. 11 — "There, now, Mr Moses ? There's a picture for yer. Why, he's, regular downright built for yer, thnt little 'oreo it. Soit yer to a T — and dirt, chenp . n,t a hundred and twenty jjajqeai IV ' V.Bxaotly, Mr Isaaoe. Knock off tho hundred, nnd he's raiao."

"Deor Mr Hicke," ehe^ wrote, "I ana ▼cry sorry that what you aek I ennnot grant. I oannot become your wife. Yours ■inoerely, Ethel Burrows.", Then nhe added, "P.S.—On second thoughts, dear George, I think I will marry you. Do oome,up to-night and Bee your owa true Ethel.' . i In Bolf-d.efeace — Jones (who, hud just told bißjPjjjJßji niqiy) nnd has batm: rewarded with ii Kentle B'nile) — "Upon my word, women haven't, «ot , the r«al sense, of hninohVl^Wbyj whe'b I he&r'ii ? that story for the iusi timb, only last week, I simply roared ?" Mise Smith— >4 So did I— only it wub last year 1"