KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9035, 18 March 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

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A Pleasant Prospect— She : " Mamma Bays sho knows that, when we are married, we shan't live so like cat and dog as she and papa do." H^:"No. indeed — your mammt is right." She : " Yes ; sha "says yon'll bo easier to manage that papa is." She Invorviewer at Horne — Wife of hie bosom : " How does it happen, dear, that you are never accused of misrepresenting eminent men in yonr reports of interviews ?" Experienced Interviewer : " I don't print what they say, but what they onght to say." New Custo.ner : "Is that your do??' 1 Hairdressei : "Yes, sir." New Customer: "He septus very fond of watching you cot hair." Hairdiesser ; " Itsh not that, ahir. Sometimes 1 mako a mistake, and take little pieces off Rhentlemen'.s ear." 11 1 want to look at eomo canes," said a magnificent young man to the shopkeeper, "and Vm in a gnat hurry." "Yessir, yfssir," responded the shopkeeper, very much filtered ; " hero. James, show the gentleman s uue hnrricaneß." An Irish in>wi i>ntrr^d a hatter's and apprrr.chiDg the cjiiDter Fail he wished to purchase v hat. ''What size, sir? 1 ' asked the assistant. " Begorra, I don't know, but I take nines ia boots !" said tli3 lliberoiiin, scratching his head.