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IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE

Said a dyspeptic patient to his medioal adviser— - ".Good, heavens, doctor, what are yon going to do with all those murderous instruments?" ' ' ! " They are' for the autopsy. lam going to £nd out exactly what is the matter with "But, doctor, I am not dead yet, yon know." "No, but yon might die some time when lam otherwise engaged. , It is .not well to delay the autopsy until decay seizes upon the more delicate tissues. Hold your breath while I take out your lungs, please."

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 8986, 20 January 1891, Page 4

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IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE^ Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 8986, 20 January 1891, Page 4

IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE^ Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 8986, 20 January 1891, Page 4