KIB BLINDS.
A tittle nonßensa w and then. Is relished by th» vifMt men.
She : "I'd like to have this gold-head 3d cane engraved with the monogram of my husband's initials." He : " What is the name, please?" She: "Isaac Henry Saundere." He :• " Well —er — unless you're rather High Chnroh, won't that monogram look a little peculiar ?" Boy : " Mother wants yon to come right away, please." Woman Doctor : '• Has it stopped raining ?" Boy : "No ; but please come at once, for mv little bi other is awful sick" Woman Doctor: " Wbll, I've lost my goloshes, and I can't find my umbrella ; besides, I must wait here for an hoar yet, for I expect my dressmaker."
"What is the matter with that baby ?" growled an irascible husband, as the little one persisted in howling and kickinar to tho extent of his little might. "The matter is, sir," calmly replied bis wife, as aho strode up nnd down the floor, "the matter is that this baby inherits ,>our temper." And the husband returned to his paper with a gloomier face than before.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8936, 19 November 1890, Page 4
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178KIB BLINDS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8936, 19 November 1890, Page 4
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