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KIBBLINGS.

. A, ■ litui nonMsaa i abv cnd^ttisa^ ~ Ti rdUhed 1% ti^wiMm, qiw. '

A Texaßi mau, k-as, invented .% machine for washing .disbes* Now l«t ,bim go ah^ad, . an_d rig up.a wholq: btrej]; girl, on - the ejime, plaD, and 1 h§, will, make, his fortune. Tbe force of habit it fully illustrated: in th>caae, of a r«,tir,ed; milkman, wh_o cays. he. new. bquj can of wsi»r without basing an almost irresistible desire to put some' milk into- it. ... . Arich lorS I^fj; in his wiiriegajieß'toall hia'servanteexpiptnis steward." "I did not' leaye.him anything," he'saiai "becanae. he has been in' my Bervioe more than 20 years." . .. MPeople bui^d bouses by puling; all, tbe clrved fre/euone and erobelhahments pn' th'e'front so.C all the" cheap brigk a£the bftck I .' characters ard built in the aameway p'reclßely. . , „ "Did you put your arm around her waist?" asked the counsel in a breach, of promise ease. "Well; yep, I did," admitted the ptointifE.^ "She asked' me .to; and I never decline 1 a presaiog invitation like that." l( Alas!", said a moralizing bachelor, within earshot of. a witty young lady of thecompiny, " this' world is at best but a gloomy prison!" '"Yea," sighed tbe merciless minx* ''especially to. the poor, creatures doomed tqjßolitary confinement I"

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8924, 4 November 1890, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8924, 4 November 1890, Page 4

KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8924, 4 November 1890, Page 4