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KIBBLINGS.

A little nonsense xov sml then. Ja relisheJ by th» -wisest men.

Cook's Tourists — The cannibal. The glaziera occupation is a panoful one. A character of great breadth — Falstaff's. It seems just like a goose to lay down standing up.

A Credit-able Affair — The dinner that isn't paid for.

The washerwoman's motto — Let ub soap for the best.

Cradle and coffin are the bounds that enclose the world.

Cut and Dried — The man that is withered by a a lance.

It is with character as ie is with coats — Better a bad one than cone ut all.

It is the diamond miner who ie the most successful discoverer of strata-gems.

It ia better to be alone than in bad company, but some people are in bad company when they are alone. The pessimist is the man who will insist on wearing his coat inside out if the lining happens to be shabby. The man who is always wishing ho were dead is sure to be the first to rush for tho door of a theatre at the cry of lire.

"Todkina— Todkins! Let me Bee." "Ob, you don't remember him. He was tho man v/ho lent you eoine money."

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Bibliographic details

Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8768, 2 May 1890, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8768, 2 May 1890, Page 4

KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8768, 2 May 1890, Page 4