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KIBBLINGS.

A little nonsense xov and then. Tb relished by th# wisest men.

Pressing business — Ironing. A pood fit— A fit of laughter. The drunken painter belongs to the school of reel-ism. Where is happiness nlwayß to be f oand? — In the dictionary. At this ti-ne a good many nobodies find themselves iofluenziul.

We wonder if people with taking ways aro particularly liable to the grip. The trouble with men who go to the devil is that, they continue to stay with us. People who think before they speak are often those who have the least to say.

When a man ia under acload he appreciates the advantages of a silver lininer. An industrious fool can keep three^ or four wise people at work repairing damages. „-,,, " Misery may like company, but 1 o rather have rheumatism in ono leg than both." Gossip has been aptly defined as putting two and two together, and making it five. First Pipe: "How is your health?" Second Pipe : " I'm getting stronger every day." After a man goes oiE on a Dig blow-out he frequently finds it necessary to raise the wind. Unlike the majority of things in this queer world fo.^s are always mist until they are gone.

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8759, 22 April 1890, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8759, 22 April 1890, Page 4

KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8759, 22 April 1890, Page 4