KIBBLINGS.
A little nonsense bo* and then. Is relished by th* wiwit mm.
Bifkins, whose wife's mother's sister is stopping with him, says his "hcuse iB auuted." The King of Siam has just married twenty new wives — and yet people talk about Siam. ease. A Similar Grip. — By a qnick shot be had just rascued her from the clutches of a bear. " What were your thoughts when Bruin commenced to squeeze ?" was hiß inquiry. " Ob, Charlie, I thought of you." Muggins : " Have you noticed how poorly Thomas is looking ; wonder what the matter is?" Biggins: "I don't know for sure, but I was told yesterday that his wife gave him a box of cigars for ■ a Hew Year's Rift." ■ Mistress (wishing to soe if her mossage ] has been correctly delivered) : " What did you tell the ladies, Bridget : "'I told 'on. yez wasn't feelin 1 well, and yez was goin' to call on 'em soon, and they sez ihoy was sorry to hear it." A Quiet Send Off. — " Good evening, Mr. Stickby, you really mast come to se» me again some time." v Er, but I wasn't going quite yet. Miss Eva." " Oh, I beg your pardon. You generally do go, yon know, after an hour's silence."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8758, 21 April 1890, Page 4
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