KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8757, 19 April 1890, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A littlo noneeow vc and then. Is relished by the vi!«n men.

Mother : "Did you break any of the rules to-day, Tommy ?" Tommy (first day at school) : " No'm ; I was a good boy. Teacher broke two, though ; one on little Harry Fletcher, and one on me."

Small Child (of three) i "Grannie, if I gave you 3 oar choice of these two sweets, which would jou take ?" Grannie: "The white one, fairy." Small Child : " But I didn't give you your choice." (Child walks off with sweots.)

Mamma (to Flossie, who has been lunching with a little friend): "I hope you were very polite, Floßsio, at table, and said ' Yes, plenae,' nnd ' No, thank 3011?' " Flossie: "Weil, I didn't siy 'No, thank you,' becmiso jou tue, mamma, I took everything." Child : '• Mainniii, is it true that grandma is letter otf than she was before ehe died ?" Mamma : "Oh, yes, my darling. Poor grautima is in a beautiful land, where soirow and pnin are quite unknown." Child : " Then what's the use of doctors to keep us froii m>ing there ?"

Guests ut wfdilingti are always trying to take the cake.

Suii.cking the lips is v vulgar habit — unlets they belrns to a pn tty *irl.

If a lively woman smacks ma on one ckeek I wiil turn ht-r tho other also.